Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Opportunities Abound

That's right. Twenty (20) high paying attorney positions are available right now at Morrison Foerster. Check out http://www.mofo.com/

By the way, most, if not all, require graduation from a "top tier law school" or "excellent academic credentials." (That type of lingo is one in the same: TTT J.D.s need not apply).

It doesn't matter that your TTT J.D. cost as much as a 1st Tier J.D.

It doesn't matter that you made a fool of one of their feeder school's students at a moot court competition in law school.

In fact, the kid with a 1st Tier J.D., bad body odor and an inability to communicate in a normal setting, will actually receive consideration for one of the 20 positions. Your TTT resume, on the other hand, will quickly be thrown in the trashcan by a paralegal sorting through the same (chances are the paralegal doing the sorting is a TTT J.D. who couldn't find a practicing attorney position herself).

Don't worry; there are still plenty of TTT jobs out there. Check out www.shitlawjobs.com

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